Queen of Slippers

Posts Tagged ‘moms

Crazy Moms In My Daily Life With A 2nd-Grader

Posted by: queenbee950 on: September 10, 2009

I would like to share with you our nick-names for the people we run across daily in the 2nd grade. 1.  Veggie Mom – walks to school everyday with her 2 kids and brings a gallon sized Ziploc with lettuce and other crudités for their afternoon snack. 2.  Cry Baby – mom that causes the [...]

Cutlets or Buttlets?

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 24, 2009

I used to have a juicy butt (JB).  It was round and firm and added nice dimension to my jeans.  As I think of the devise of my JB I have to blame it on childbirth (finally something we mom’s can blame on our children.)  Apparently the key to having a JB after you have [...]



    • ~M~: well my car has stuff that just lives in it. my trunk is full of stuff from FEB! point out to him that HE drives HIS CAR: 1) to the bus and 2)
    • ~M~: cracks me up bc I TOTALLY know what you are talking about. can you imagine if you had to drive MY CAR? with the tape holding up the windows and th
    • me: wait WHAT??? he ate broccoli???? Where is my brother and what have you done with him?? Who is this stranger????
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