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First Grade Trash-Talk Goes Organic

Posted by: queenbee950 on: June 19, 2009

It’s a nice almost-summer day and the kids are at the park playing and the moms are sitting watching them and chatting ourselves. All of the sudden one of the little boys that is in Jx class comes over to me and he is sobbing (I brace for the reality that Jx smacked him or pushed [...]

First Grade Logic

Posted by: queenbee950 on: June 9, 2009

We were talking about Jx’s aunties at dinner time and he was a bit confused about who was who (mainly my friends). His dad was telling him about his sisters and when he said Auntie Sx, I chimed in and told him that Uncle Lx (is your uncle). He looked at me and said – [...]

Tyranny For You – Pays Off!

Posted by: queenbee950 on: June 4, 2009

Only 1 day of first grade left before summer break and I feel euphoric. Looking through Jx’s backpack today I came across an envelope addressed to the parents of Jx: I instantly got an ache in my stomach as I slowly opened the inevitable Impending doom. I curse at the paper, “what did he do [...]

Another Letter to the Principal – Too Much Homework

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 21, 2009

I wrote this letter in November and have not received any resolution in solving this issue.  I think the Taskmaster’s got the goods on the Principal. __________________________________________________________ Dear Principal: Thank you for listening to my concerns about my son Jx’s remaining in the Taskmaster’s 1st grade class. My husband and I concur that Jx should [...]

Lie Number 2 – I Just Wanted To Be A Ghost

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 21, 2009

Yes, I am a complete and utter sucker and it happened like this. I’m putting away the laundry in the bedrooms and Jx comes in and asks if he can use some powder for his legs, you remember the prickly heat right? I say ok but only a little, “use your hands to pour it [...]

Prickly Heat Mishap – Lie Number One

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 20, 2009

OK, I have had the wierdest, most annoying MOM day in a long time.  I was faced with three (3) bold faced lies in one afternoon from my punk-ass first-grader.  The first lie started yesterday after school but I didn’t know it at the time.  We were heading home from the park after school and [...]

4 Weeks of First Grade Left – I’m Counting Down

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 10, 2009

With the closing of my first year in First Grade, I have been making a lot of observations on my life as I know it.  In my soul searching and day dreaming, I made a quite remarkable observation that I do not live in a reality show.  I know, I know, you think I’ve lost [...]

Principal or 3rd-Grader

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 8, 2009

Although it reads like a 3rd grader wrote it – this is the Principal’s response to my inquiry about Jx’s bruised face and messed up glasses.  I am thinking that his early retirement is a good thing – really. _________________________________________________________ Thank you for your understanding of the delay in not only my investigation but in [...]

Angel Face – All Messed Up

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 2, 2009

It’s Friday, and I’m thinking Woo Hoo, Taskmaster is on vacation until Wednesday and hopefully the homework won’t be that ginourmous. Well Jx walks in the front door and the first thing I notice is a HUGE black and blue mark on his cheek-bone under his eye. I ask him what happened and he proceeds [...]

Two Grades, One Class

Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 2, 2009

With summer vacation soon upon us I am thinking, hmmm what exciting and outrageous things will I get to write about? Well low and behold my school decides to mess with the first grade parents again. When our kids were in kindergarten, they wanted to make 1 class with 30 kids. This plan didn’t go [...]



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