Posted by: queenbee950 on: August 14, 2009
If your kids start acting up or are lippy I’ve found a way that can get them to listen for at least a moment. Along with my fondness for True Blood, Charlaine Harris’ Southern Vampire Series, I am starting to gather tidbits from movies and TV shows in hopes of getting my son to listen [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: July 11, 2009
Having a bit of writers block but a few snippets of 6-year old humor are worth sharing….. Driving to the grocery store, Jx1 tells me that when he gets 7 daddy’s going to teach him. I fall for this and ask, teach you what? “Teach me to drive.” Oh, Crap, I thought I had 8 [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: June 9, 2009
We were talking about Jx’s aunties at dinner time and he was a bit confused about who was who (mainly my friends). His dad was telling him about his sisters and when he said Auntie Sx, I chimed in and told him that Uncle Lx (is your uncle). He looked at me and said – [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: June 4, 2009
Only 1 day of first grade left before summer break and I feel euphoric. Looking through Jx’s backpack today I came across an envelope addressed to the parents of Jx: I instantly got an ache in my stomach as I slowly opened the inevitable Impending doom. I curse at the paper, “what did he do [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 31, 2009
Teaching your first grader to ride a two-wheeler is fun, exciting, excruciating and a learning experience for everyone involved. Like most parents we put the training wheels on and our son took off, wobbling all the way down the sidewalk, but thinking he was way cool nonetheless. After a summer of knowing that he was [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 24, 2009
I used to have a juicy butt (JB). It was round and firm and added nice dimension to my jeans. As I think of the devise of my JB I have to blame it on childbirth (finally something we mom’s can blame on our children.) Apparently the key to having a JB after you have [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 21, 2009
I wrote this letter in November and have not received any resolution in solving this issue. I think the Taskmaster’s got the goods on the Principal. __________________________________________________________ Dear Principal: Thank you for listening to my concerns about my son Jx’s remaining in the Taskmaster’s 1st grade class. My husband and I concur that Jx should [...]
Posted by: queenbee950 on: May 21, 2009
Yes, I am a complete and utter sucker and it happened like this. I’m putting away the laundry in the bedrooms and Jx comes in and asks if he can use some powder for his legs, you remember the prickly heat right? I say ok but only a little, “use your hands to pour it [...]
